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[101003]Yeah... So I thought it was a nice thing if I were to visit my family in Cleveland, after all it was my step mothers, mothers 92nd. birthday. My cousins were also in town and so was my weird uncle Bruce. It was nice to see everyone even if it was for a short visit. The only thing is, I decided to drive my motor cycle in to Cleveland and after 50 miles on 80/ 90, I started to get "monkey ass." What is monkey ass, you ask? TO BE CONTINUED... HL2 Leak... maybe so?

"It's my bed I made, I'll lie there. My hole, my grave, I'm fine here. These thoughts they cloud my mind... They cloud, my mind."

[100503]Sweet Jesus... little time has lapsed ehh? Oh well, what can I say, I am lazy/busy. Or something like that. So, let me see... What new interesting things have been going on with me... My independent study intro video came out very well and is available for down load at your handiness. There is now funny music and a new version of credits at the end. I am sure that everyone will find in worthy to add to their virus ridden hard drive. The first link is the 1MB per second encoding followed by the 512kbps encode. 29MB and 14MB respectively... [HERE] & [HERE].

Tomorrow after my heinous MIS 421 exam I will attempt to start filming my other "instructional" videos for class. I am hoping to get the main portion of it done tomorrow as I really do not have anything else to do. I would also like to let my readers know that a crazy Weston Halloween movie is in the works. There is going to be a wonderful cast and script. I hope to have a few things to show you by next weekend, but we shall see...

So, TV Land is going to play all the Season 1 MacGyver episodes starting Monday... so, my new hobby is going to capture all of them and turn them into DiVx movies. That way I can archive them all! How sweet is that going to be. No I am not a looser. Do not be jealous of MacGyver and his mad skills. I mean, do you have any idea how many bitches old Mac has banged over the years... yeah, that's right. such a role model.

On a side note, I am almost finished with the book Fight Club and for those of you who have been brain dead over the last few years, Fight Club is one of the best reads in a long time. Not to mention an awesome movie directed by David Fincher. [HERE] If you are interested in the Book, written by Chuck Palahniuk, I highly recommend you check this site out [HERE]. The next book that I will be reading will be Choke by Chuck Palahniuk. I'll let you know how that goes when I start reading it.

Sunday, Geahlan and I got the rat bikes out for a little spin and managed to play Weston adventure. What is "Weston adventure" you ask... Well, it is a fun game where you hoss around on rat bikes causing mayhem. For those of you interested in playing "Weston adventure" please hit me up on the email tip. Since the sun was shining... I brought out the big gun, ole CR250R. Third kick, and she was lit. After a quick warm up it was time to dominate. It was nice to feel the hit of a big two stroke. Oh my. If only the weather would hold longer so we could do more riding... oh well... and on that note, I believe it is time to get back to studying. DAMMIT! [100503] max@maxfior.com

"Who do you love? Who do you really love? Who are you holding on to?
Who are you dreaming of? Who do you love? When it's cold and it's starlight, When the streets are so big and wide, I love you..."

[092803]So, yeah... it has been a while. I don't really know how many people visit this site, there are a few page hits here and there... Mostly I write this for my self, sort of a freedom of expression and all that crap. The past week has been semi-normal and un-productive... school, work, work, school... Blah, Blah. Try to spend some quality time, with quality people.

I'm sure that a few of you have seen my newer video. The link is at the right of this text... It came out pretty good and I think with a little work I could make it even better. I talked to a few other friends and got the idea that it would be fun to attempt another short film... Something weird and goofy, Evil Dead-ish... hahaha... So I decided to write a script. It is harder then it sounds, let me tell you. All the ideas that I have a pretty wild and I have a feeling that they will be hard to do. But, I might as well get them in the script any how. Last night there was a pretty wild storm, so I thought... hmmm, good time to grab the DV camera and get some footage. It was then that it dawned on me that it would be fun and suiting to do a short scary film since Halloween is upon us. I managed to get some real good audio of the storm and despite my limit to staying under the foyer I managed to get get some good video of the storm too. I think that it would make for a nice introduction or something who the hell knows... I am sure that I will find a use for it some time. If there are any people that would like to contribute ideas or share some though about this idea of mine, please post a TAG or drop me an email @ max@maxfior.com .

So, Cari and I rented the Movie Bowling for Columbine. It was a good documentary. Disturbing, but good. Cari of course fell asleep, since she had a long day at work which is understanding, but funny none the less. I enjoyed the movie, there were a few things in it that did not need to be in there and I of course still like guns and stuff... oh well, I guess I am a by product of a fucked up American society. Thanks America... But I do recommend seeing it, if only to say that you saw it so that you could spark an interesting debate with friends or something. Seriously though, we live in a fuct up society... I am going to move to Canada... haha, not really!

Well, that is all for now, I guess, getting late and there are still some things that I would like to do... ;-) talk to you all later, gimme ideas for a movie! Tres thanks! [092803] max@maxfior.com

"With your feet in the air and your head on the ground... Try this trick and spin it, yeah... Your head will collapse, If there's nothing in it, and you'll ask yourself... Where is my mind..."

[091603]It's been awhile, ehh...? So where were we... Ahhhh yes, Last weekend the old man came up for a visit. It was nice, depressing, but nice. You know how it is when you see your parents, family or whatever... On that note, I miss my mother, I believe that it has almost been a year since I have seen her. Man, that sucks. So, we had a good time. We worked on the wild 1984 F350 dump truck since she was acting a little wild on the top end. Got her purring like a kitten just in time to get some dirt loads from Rod. After working on the truck My dad and I took Elo's car back to my place to get changed before Jed's action. No, I did not take my father to the clubs, that would be quite an embarrassment. Hehehee... We met up with the Weston crew and ate like kings. It was cool. As per usual I order "honey bbq" fireballs, VERY tasty and some "new fries" it was quite an excellent meal and I think that old Rog liked it too. Back to the ranch and he decided that it would be best if he left back to Cleveland.

It was then that I caught up to my significant other, Cari, before she roosted to the laundry mat. I tagged along, as I was running low on clean threads. We did the laundry thing and had a real good talk about many things. I am glad that we had it, since from that point after, things have been moving it a real nice pace and with out predicament. We also had our one year anniversary on the 13th. It was nice, even though I had to work till close. I came home changed and we went out to dinner. Ate some tasty chicken and even had room for desert.

So, the following day, I went to Rod's to get fill for our Weston LBZ motocross track. Geahlan came with me for the first trip, but then turned into a little girl and stayed home to work on a computer. Now, there is a reason that he is working on a computer, that being a very special trade. This new dude that Geahlan works with wants a "newer" computer and has an UGLY Chevy Blazer to trade for one. So, the Weston boyz may be acquiring a ghetto Blazer to haul our bikes around, which would be nice, since we really have no other way to get them anywhere. I'll keep you posted on the Blazer... I hope to get a picture of it some time soon, so that I can scare my readers, hahaha!

So now, here I am, Tuesday night typing. I have a slight head cold. I think that something is going around, oh well. I think I am like 75% right now. I should be rip roaring ready to go by Friday though. I hope the weather holds. I would like to ride some more this weekend and I am sure that the other clowns want to go as well. There might also be the slim chance that we may get more dirt too. 18 tons worth. Holly's dad has a rather large dump truck and hopefully is willing to support the wLBZ cause. We shall see...

School has been just that... SKOOL. Boring as usual. I am getting sick of it. Soon it will all be over, that is what I keep telling myself at least. Then I'll be on my way with other crazy adventures and job prospects. Jim, if you read this, I think we can make it work. Soo, don't worry my friend, Ellery and I will get the BSD server up and running some damn day, haha! So I guess life is full of unknowns, but that is what makes it interesting. What fun would you have with a predetermined life? Yeah, that what I thought, it would suck. So well shall see... and on that note I will leave you with this a quote from our buddy Chuck Palahniuk "We don't have a great war in our generation, or a great depression, but we do, we have a great war of the spirit. We have a great revolution against the culture. The great depression is our lives. We have a spiritual depression." [091603] max@maxfior.com

"you little psycho ego tripping, got caught when your head start slippin..."

[090903]Fixed a few things on the new summer test demo, grab it again [HERE]. It is 17MB in file size. Let me know if you want or need the DV quality one, it is 58MB. Love it! More coming laterzz... [090903] max@maxfior.com

"I kill the rhyme again, I'm coming sick and on time again, words manifest from deep inside where people hide within..."

[090803]Billy Fest 2K3 was a smashing success! I only wish that we had MORE footage... but fear not my little hulksters there is a test video that I put together just for YOU the faithful wLBZ fans... Get it [HERE] get it NOW (16MB). Please make sure that you have the latest version of Microsoft Windows Media player. [HERE]. So, yeah... Billy Fest was cool. Our buddy Radical Rod of BG Motorcycles [HERE] bought some land south of BG and is making a moto track on it, among other things. So, he said it was cool that we stopped out and we did. What a good time. Ellery, Geahlan, Brett and I all had a blast roosting around. Check the video and see for your self. I am hoping that we'll be able to build some more stuff with Adam and Rod, should be good... Maybe we'll even get to see Rod on his old ass KX 500. Man that thing is scary!

I will try and get on tonight to update. But I am trying to do school work and other wild activities. So, I may not get to updating the site in a few... enjoy the video for now! I'm Audi5000. [090803] max@maxfior.com

"Your drug is a heart breaker..."

[090403]So, I am lazy... School is going to be pretty okay this semester. All my classes are decent except for my ACS200 class. What a joke. Oh well, at least we get to read Fight Club. On a side note I got my Independent Study approved. So that is good. Since my study has to do with computer information and popular culture I am going to make it very interesting. Now, I can not give away too much, it has to be a surprise. I'll give you a hint though... I had to order myself a NEW Sony DV camera, hehehe...

Last weekend Geahlan and I got the rat bikes out for a little roost. We worked on the track a little too. Talk about over grown with Weston Weeds. This weekend I hope we can do some more work. We also laid out some paths, now all we have to do is get the ground ripped up good. Since the quad rips up shit the best we got that going. I also tried to clear the table top with it, oh... so close. I forgot how well the 350 Banshee is airborne. Now that the weather is cooling a little, it is real fun to ride. I just hope that we can get out and do more. It really would be nice to take a trip to Haspin Acres. Any takers?

It has been nice not to work at Staples as much. Don't get me wrong I like my job, but too much of it can totally SUCK! Since I have not been working as much it is harder to be top dogg sales man, but that is okay... I did get my special $10.00 gift card to block buster, so that was nice of them. It only took 3 weeks to get it. If there was more of an incentive to sell shit, I think I would try even harder. I also do not like that we (as employees) do not get any type of discount, that just straight up fucking sucks. What is up with that. Oh well...

The past few Mac Gyver episodes have been rather weak. For some reason back in 1990 I guess it was important to make TV have a special meaning behind each show. For instance in, 20 Questions Lisa (a little rich ass white girl 9th grader) finds out that it is not good to have friends that Drink beer, have been kicked out of college and like to rob people. Kids need better role models then that, right? HAHA! I love Mac Gyver. Did you know that Mac Gyver's first name in the show is Angus. What the hell is that all about... weird. In the above stated episode I did find out that ole Mac did have a pair of Nike Jordan's on. Fucking laughed my ass off! I think that is what made the shoes sell so well back then... If Nike made Mac Gyver shoes they would have sold out to all of us 10 year olds, hehe... Well, sorry about the lack of updates... blah, I am tired... talk to you all laterzzZzZZ.... R.I.P. Charles...[090403] max@maxfior.com

"What's this whole world comin to, things just ain't the same, any time the hunter gets captured by the game..."

[082603]Indeed how time flies... First day of SKOOL... Had only 2 classes today. It went okay for the most part, well... I did get to my ACS class a little early and walked in on another class... I felt kind of stupid, like freshman stupid... I made some sort of joke and got the class to laugh as I, unscathed, walked out. I then proceeded to look at my handy schedule, low and behold, the class didn't start for 30 more minutes. Oh well, what ever. I roosted over to the book store, to attempt to look at my texts, F that, the line was ridiculous. It was as if the book store was giving away free blow jobs or something. I bounced back out side. It was then that Dano called, he wanted to know what the deal was with meeting with student legal services about our court arraignment. Heh, should be interesting...

So the only class that looks remotely interesting is MIS 421. I have a pretty good basis of networking but I think that this class will make me even stronger in that line of work. I like networks... when they work... hahaha, I mean, my wireless here in the apartment is pretty gangster but it works rather well. After talking to good ole David Burba I decided that it would be a good idea to hole shot home and eat me some grub. I was damn hungry. BTW, parking was VERY SHITTY. So glad that I have CBR.

Ate some tasty snacks and relaxed. It was nice to just chill. I like having more of a set schedule, and with school going on, It seems to flow better. Fired up PS2 and got my Grand Turismo 3 on. Let me tell you, the computer opponents can not fuck with the 1000 horse power corvette of mine. hehe, it is so cool to dominate. But... I can not use the vet all the time, so my ass gets handed back to me. ARG!

Went to work from 7pm to 10pm. What a waste, didn't sell a thing. The only highlight was when Cari came to visit me, that and she needed a wireless net work adapter. Be forewarned if you come to Staples in the evening... Mosquito's ARE EVERY WHERE. They are inside the store, they are creeping by the computers, they are in the break room, EVERY WHERE. It sux. I try to kill them... Sometimes I flash them with the bar code scanner, but I don't think that it does any good... hehe... yeah, it sucked.

Very elated Mac Gyver episode tonight. It was the one where a horse kills this dude and then Mac Gyver uncovers a money laundering scheme. Wow, it was excellent and so were my double chocolate chip cookies I was eating during the show. I love Mac Gyver. Not him, the show. What a quality piece of entertainment. It almost makes my $84 dollar cable bill worth it.

Nothing left to say, nothing left to do... I think it is time for a nice cold shower, since it is ballz humid out side. I will try and update more frequently as I should have a few more minutes in the evening now... I will how ever leave you with this... "In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." [082603] max@maxfior.com

"Fall breeze blows outside, I don't break stride. My thoughts are warm, and they go deep inside of you..."

[082203]Wow, it has been a busy few weeks. I am glad that I have a chance to update my blog. As I am sure that my many readers (not really) have been patiently waiting to read about my wonderful life. So... hmm, where do I begin...

Work has been ghetto. Same old fucking shit. Cut in new stock, help people... err, make decisions for people, hehe... be the top salesman... etc... Not, to toot my own horn, but I am SMOKING EVERYONE, sales wise... It is a nice feeling, but I really do not care that much anymore. I now just see how my much I can sell in one day. That will be my challenge.

I am looking forward to school starting, come to think of it, I am glad that I didn't graduate. It is fun in college, and now that I work with other diverse people, parties should be coming in the near future, haha. Speaking of co-workers. Adam. Easily my favorite new buddy. We have a lot of cool inside jokes, like "the Executive," "Bender," "T-N-T Tuesday," T-N-T Thursday," "Lenmar printers," "Plavalon computers" and "Osama-been-copying." Okay, I'll try and break some of them down for you. The "Executive" is this kick ass personal paper shredder that is about the same size as 2 Nintendo Gamecube's stacked up. It shreds fucking everything. We try the hardest to find something that it can not handle, but, Mr. Bender shreds it all.... We're talking, CDR's, floppy disks, cardboard, tape measures, pieces of plastic and paper folded multiple times. And at 90 bones it aught to. I will not mention T-N-T Tuesday or Thursday, since you have to work with us to understand that one, hehe... Lenmar printers are what our IDIOT customers call LEXMARK printers, fucking jackasses. They can not even figure out what printer they want, nor pronounce the name... I guess that is what happens with living in trailers and breeding from within one family. Speaking of "Lenmar" printers, Some customers like to call HP Pavilion computers, Plavalon's. Where they get this new fangled name from I will never understand, but every time I hear it I want to just laugh till I shit myself. Fucking ridiculous. "Osama-been-copying." is this Arabic dude that likes to come into our store at 8:50PM (keep in mind that we close at 9PM) to copy a shit load of stuff at our copy center. He'll make like 500 copies and they try and pay for 300.00 nice try bitch! We caught him and now we check the counter on the copier. By the way, he does look like Osama, better watch yo back!

Mostly I have been working and trying to make that dolla! I did have a few side computer jobs and made some very respectable cash, so I treated myself to a PlayStation 2. Yeah I know, it is old. But, I had to get back into Grand Turismo 3. What a great game. I also picked up Metal Gear Son's of Liberty. That is a cool game too. I'll have to get some other games too, any ideas, let me know! So, now, when I get some free time. I chill with Cari, watch MacGyver (VERY good episode last night, btw) and play PS2.

Speaking of Cari, she had a good birthday and next month will be one year that we are together. Wow, that went fast... funny how time flies... hmmm... She is also getting her own apartment and I know that she is very happy about that! Smile hun!

Well, time to eat some cookies, I'm hungry! I'll be updating later, maybe tomorrow, after crazy Staples co-worker drunk fest 2k3! [082203] max@maxfior.com

"...sink the eight ball, buy the lady a drink and nobody knows my name..."

[081303]So, would it be possible to start my own business that would actually work and not be a flop like so many that fail in like 3 months. My friend Jim thinks so... and, I have a few other things in the fire that I can not talk to you, my favorite blog friends about, due to idea security and confidentiality with others. I have always dreamed of running my own business with some of my friends... you know, like the serious ones. Everyone has 'em, it is just a matter of putting together some good ideas and offering a good service. Unfortunately I am still in SKOOL! GOD DAMMIT! I should be done by next summer, the only thing that is really becoming a pain in the ass is my deficiency in Spanish. But, I am trying to work around it... I hope that is works, plus, I am still working for the Popular Culture Department. I like working there, the pay is nice and the staff is THE BEST! but, in the future I would like to do something like my own business, that would be tight... so many options...oh well, plenty of time to think about all this crap...

Work, has been gangster... Although I am now top dog sales man... yes, I am selling more then Staples top sales man of all time George. Now, I like George, but... what can I say I have skillz... like selling $2300.00 bling bling of garbage computers in less then 30 minutes... hehe, it is fun, and now I have a challenge to work towards, plus, I want to be employee of the moth. Get my picture taken for all to see, hehehe... wow, I am a looser.

Weather: Can you say "ass storms" this is CRAZY. The other day, the sirens went on during work meaning that a twister was going to trash the town. So, (since I was at Staples working) we all had to get in the back room and take shelter. Customers and all, it was pretty wild. I would crack jokes and make the tension less, it was fun, but kind of scary at the same time. I called Cari and Brian to make sure that they we okay too... it turns out that nothing happened, although, some funnels were seen by I75. Wild.

No U-Turn: So, last Saturday (9th) Dano and I went out for a little drink... parked our bikes on the BW3 side of the street, next to that shanty of a comic book store like we have done in the past. Came out to our bikes and pulled out turning toward the traffic light at Wooster and Main. Hung a Louie and then, Crazy lights start flashing. So, thinking that we did nothing wrong, we pulled next to ugly library and turned off our motos. Officer steps out, asks for our shit and then I am like, uhhh, can you please tell me what the hell we did wrong? He is then like, I'll tell you after I run your info. So, in like 6 days after he eats an early breakfast he comes out of his cool air conditioned cruiser and proceeds to explain that we did an illegal u-turn. WTF! Dan and I are completely pissed off. It was midnight on a Saturday, we were not doing anything stupid for a change and he COULD NOT GIVE US A WARNING! come on, this is shit! So, we plan to fight it, especially after we found out that it was a $90.00 dollar fine for me, and $155.00 for Dan. Where in the shit do they come up with figures like that. "uhhh, sure, I need to get that penis enlargement, I better charge these boys extra..." Bull shit, I'll see you in court b-i-o-t-c-h!

Well hatchlings, that is all for now, I am sorry for the lack of updates...Frank wanted me to tell you this though... "Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end." [081203] max@maxfior.com

"...and like a jazz DJ you talk me into sleep..."

[080603]Due to popular demand, I am updating my blog... I'll tell you what though... You missed a great episode of MacGyver tonight. It was the one where Cuba Gooding Jr. was a crack head, and MacGyver tried to ace this KKK leader white man honkey. Very high quality. Now, if only all 5 seasons of MacGyver would come on DVD... that would be tha bomb. Oh well... On a side note, Cari and I watched the new show on Fox called OC aka, Orange County. It pretty much seems like a re-spun Dawson's Creek, this time with more scandalous rich bitches and punk ass white boys who like to say... "this is how we do it, OC style bitch..." I am intrigued... I'll be watching this more, if only for the "my daddy is gone, lets TRASH the house" parties... hahaha...

Not too much has been going on these last few days. Just the same old doldrums... Work has been much longer due to Scooter leaving the store and Max picking up all his hours. So, jeah, I'll make some more dolla $$$ cash money bling bling... But it sure does wear me out faster... oh well... The weather here in Bowling Green has been ASS NASTY! This is the weirdest summer I can remember... So much rain, boo hiss, I can not drive my motor cycle or ride my dirt bike. Dano is still gone, so no word yet on CR125R purchase, I hope he gets it though... There they shall be more riding, and in turn, more crazy action videos. Damn, it has been a while since I have done video editing... I wish I had some footage...

Can you believe that the summer is almost over... I keep thinking that, and then I realize that I have done nothing cool the whole time... SUX! Oh well, I am looking forward to school starting, it'll be nice to see some familiar faces and the new film class that I am taking has a lot to do with Pornography, so that should be interesting...

Today I was doing some web development, listening to The Used and I noticed that my cat bobbins [HERE] eating my notes for a web site. Such a wild animal. It was then ten minutes later that Toad [HERE] was killing little beaver thing, oh how I love my animals... If only they would be good like Rowdy [HERE]. Well folks, it is almost 2am and I think it the bed is calling my name... I'll try and get some more updates to you in the near future, thanks for reminding me! As ole Billy in Predator said: "The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a broke-dick dog." I'm audi!
[080603] max@maxfior.com

"should've done something but I've done it enough... by the way your hands were shaking,
rather waste some time with you...should've said something but I've said it enough
by the way my words were faded rather waste my time with you..."

[080103]This whole updating thing is pretty jake with me, I must admit. I try and make time, but then I'll forget. Or MacGyver will be on or something else will happen. Oh well... I am sure that when school is back in full swing I'll have much more interesting things to talk about... Other then what goes on in the summer here... It is pretty much the same old routine... Wake up, roost on motor cycle to work. Stand on feet all day, help sell shit that people don't need. Get home, eat a LATE dinner with Cari... Then she goes back to studying and I'll work on web development for school or myself... Then Watch MacGyver at midnight and then it is off to s l e e p... zzzZZzzZZzzzz... darkness falls over me...

2002 CR125R: Now, there are times when cool shit happens... this is, however a rare occurrence... The other day, (Wednesday the 30th.) ole Danno calls me right as I am getting off worky jerky. He proceeds to tell me (on my voice mail) that he has found a dirt bike that he is interested in looking at and wondered if I would help check it out. As my motor cycle sits idling... I call him up, and tell him sure. I then roost off to the Meijer gas station, since that is where he was meeting the dude that has the 2002 CR125R. So, as I am rolling, I am thinking to my self, this is going to be a weird place to meet... how am I going to test a race bike in a parking lot... As I pull into the gas station I see Dan and this other guy, who is mounted on a 1987 Gold Wing Aspencade. Wow... So, I pull next to this dude, say "what's up..." and then glance to his cup holder (yes, a gold wing motor cycle has a cup holder... for those extra long rides...) and notice a can of old Milwaukee in there... I laugh to my self and then think... "this guy is alright, although drinking and driving while on a motor cycle could be quite a deadly combination... hehe" So this dude say's that his place is about 8 miles away from here... and then said, "hope you can keep up..." So, I am thinking, this dude has a fucking 700 pound road monster, how fast can he be... LITTLE DID I KNOW! This dude hammers it out of the gas station and accelerates like a crotch rocket does. It was fucking hilarious. So Dan rolls out, and rips a little bunny hop, since he still can not perfect the ultimate wheelie... hehehe... and I whack my CBR to 12.5 and away we go. Okay, it is only a matter of minutes that I realize that Mr. Gold Wing is a madman. As we turn on to Carter Rd. He gets the wheels to light up and passes some stupid bitch talking on her cell phone in a Honda CRV. Now, mind you, I drive semi-sane for the most part and had to wait for some traffic to clear before turning on to Carter and when I do, Dano and madman are like 2 miles away... So, I think to my self... well, I better play catch up... I had to do a buck forty five to catch up. God, it is so nice to hit speeds like that, there is nothing else that gets the adrenaline pumping like that, and I must say, my 600 sounds awesome pulling hard like that... Shit, she was made to run HARD! So after tunnel vision wears off, I met up with them again, and they giggle...bastards...

My place when I grow up: So we get to this guys place, park our bikes and walk to his barn... As I round the corner, I notice not one, not 2, but 7 dirt bikes. Here is the break down for those that care: (2) 2002 Honda CR125's. (1) 2002 CR250R. (1) 1985 CR60R. (1) 1984 CR60R. (1) 2002 XR80R. I have met my new best friend. This guy is awesome. Not only is he a die hard Honda fanatic like myself but... HE HAS HIS OWN MOTOCROSS TRACK and it is good, like 90 foot double good! Fucking A! So, he gets the CR125 out, and starts it... A dog then tries to kill it, so... He shuts it off, puts dog in house and then asks me to fire it up. Dan is like, "yeah, Max you try it out first, you know what to look for..." so, I get it started, first kick, do slow free rev's and then drop her in first and roost out. After about 5 minutes of warm up. I then get on it... Do little jumps by his pond and ride a couple of wheelies... Such a nice bike! Great power, awesome suspension and man, is it LIGHT. Dan then goes for a ride on it... he likes it, we talk more about it... then do some more moto talk... and before I know it... it is 7pm. We decided to split and now Dan has to complicate a $2600.00 decision.

WAR DRIVING: Today was Soo's last night in Bowling Green, so Elo and I thought it would be a good idea to show him a good time. No, we didn't take Soo to the strip club! We went War Driving. What exactly is war driving, you ask???... It is where you drive around in your G-Ride with your lap top and wireless network interface card (WiFi-NIC) looking for open wireless networks to hack, freak or just plain mess with. I was simply astounded with how many unsecured networks we found just with in a two mile radius in Bowling Green. People have no idea that is is VERY EASY to check on what is stored on their personal computers and take or hack it in seconds. It would not be too hard to find a network share that had personal information on it, and exploit it. We did nothing of the sort, we just wanted to see what we could find. Now that I think about it, I probably sell wireless shit to half the people that have open networks, LOL... wow, people just do not get it I guess... SECURE YOUR DATA. We found an open IP address and were able to log into the router and, if we wanted, could change settings, mess things up real bad or start a porn server and the home owner would not have a clue... haha, this reminds me of the good ole hacking dayz back in high school (aka, hikes skool)... <pauses> memories... So that was fun... Don't even get me started on how many unprotected signals we got at that over priced shitty dorm wanna be place Sterling University or what-ever that pit is called... On the upside, maybe someone living there is ganking access of some other poor bastard, haha!

After the war driving festivities, Soo and Ellery went home and I came back in to talk with Cari for a few minutes. It was maybe ten minutes later that Cari's Brother, Mother and friends showed up. They wanted to get a piece of the Wood County Fair action... can you believe that they drove two hours to see that rubbish... oh well, they had a good time, which is good. I feel so bad for my sweet Cari... she has been doing eighty pages of Chemistry home work all day... damn she is dedicated! That class must suck though... I would end up killing my TA or something, that is just insane! Soon it will be over hun, hang tuff! I know you can do it, you'll get an "A" this half! go! go! go!

And on that note my little hatchlings, I will leave you with this quote since I am tired and need to get some BED ACTION... aiight, laterzzZZ: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living, if you don't have a dick?" [080103] max@maxfior.com

"...and I feel I've cleaned my mind, all the past is left behind again..."

[072703]So... I am a lazy shit. I know. I have not updated this blog in a long time. I really have no excuse, I just have been busy with... well... life. You know what comes with all that. I have been doing a lot of thinking lately, there are some things that never seem to leave my mind. I guess the thoughts will be with me for ever. I am sure that other people think along the same lines as I do one time or another. I guess the weirdest part of life is the future. I keep thinking about where I will be in five or ten years. I then think about some of my friends and realize that they are in a loop, that they will never get out of. I do not want to be like that. I would like to see the world and live in many places. I would like to feel what culture shock is like and taste the foods of many nations. I doubt that many people think along the same lines as I... I guess I just like to think and ponder real deeply. I just can not help it. I often think that it is a bad part of me... thinking too much and over analyzing things... oh well, what can I do. It is funny that I thought of this quote, I hope that I get it right... "Things work out best for those-- who work best, with the way things work out." I hope that is how the quote went.... at least I think that is how it went... I can remember when I heard the quote, it was from my then girl friend Heather. I did not like it for some reason, maybe because I was happy with how I thought about things back then. My mind was slightly jaded. I never really thought about the future... I was just happy where I was... Now that I am older and have seen more of "life" I like that quote very much. I really does explain what life is all about if you think about it. ...Deal... People need to deal with everything. Life is not sugar coated. It will not be easy, it is not fair (all the time), it does not stand still. I look around to see... I am lucky. I truly am. I will not bore you with why I am lucky because my life is different that yours. But I am glad with the out come of my life thus far. I have been around many good people. I have learned from them and I will always take that lesson that I was given. I will miss the talks that we had... But I guess that we all meet in the end...In a way, we are on our own...the things that we have become...

I talked to my mother today... I miss her. You know what it is like to miss someone, right? It is hard, there are times when I wish I could just sit and talk with her, much like I use to do when I was younger. I miss seeing her. The other day I got a letter in the mail from her and it said how she was on her lunch break and for some crazy random reason she went to McDonalds (aka, Mc Nasties, aka McSlingers) to get some coffee. In the letter she told me how she would take me there and get me a hamburger and just sit and watch me play with the other kids. When I read that I almost cried. I could see my mother sitting at McDonalds, by her self... just collecting thought. Can you picture your mother or father like that. Just sitting, thinking back about things... "Look how fast time goes." She would always say that... She would always tell me things like, "live in the moment" and "cherish what you have. Be thankful that you have a roof over your head and a family that loves you..." I miss my mom... I miss her infinite wisdom.

Wow, this is some heavy stuff... I think I am going to take a nice cold shower, but first I will pet my cat bobbins, because she looks cute. I do not want to pet her too much, because then she will get up and want treats. And because she is so cute I will give her treats, and then she will get chubby. Even though she is just a toddler, she is still growing. Okay my people, have a good rest of the weekend. Do something fun, or maybe you should give your parents a call and tell them I said "hi" night all.... [072703] max@maxfior.com

"You're not the only one who showed me... a darker side of you..."

[072103]Oh, okay... where did I leave off... hmmm, let me see... Well, now that I think about it, nothing too much was going down. Before I left for BG I made sure to drive down to the ghetto aka, East 185th and St. Clair to get my favorite Pizza. Romitios Pizza. Easily the best pizza ever. If they had a place here in Bowling Green, all other places would go out of business. The pizza places here in BG just down right suck, especially if you have never had, GOOD Italian pizza. I think that is one reason why I do not consume as much pizza as the next college kid, I have taste... Wow, imagine that...

Tuesday: As in, today... My 3rd. day off in a row. Yeah, it is nice I must admit. I got some stuff done that I've been meaning to do like; Massive laundry, clean the ever so dirty apartment, make my tasty spaghetti and meat ball recipe and toss garbage on ebay. Tomorrow I work from 11am to 5pm. It should be interesting, so we'll see how that goes. After work I have to pick up some boxes for my PDA partner in crime Soo (note to self, PDA does not mean Personal Display of Affection). You see, ole Soo is moving on to bigger and better things, he will be missed from all that know him. Eric [HERE] has been hooking up the FTP SERVER with some sweet ass MP3z, so that is cool. Thanks man! I love to share shit, remind me to tell you about all the cool pocket PC programs that I have... What is up with this weather, talk about weird as a shit house rat. I mean, there will be sun out... like, skank tanning sun, but it will be ass raining... I just do not get Ohio some times. Oh well, it is not like I can do anything cool out side any way since all my friends are lammers and do not want to ride dirt bikes... fucking worthless... I can not wait until I get my Super Duty 250. I'll just go by my self... Oh yes, it will be good. Really not much else going on other then some issues that my room mate Brain is having... Hope you get through it man, I know you will. Eric also gets my nod, you'll be okay man... life changes and time keeps ticking... When I find my self in a weird predicament I like to listen to my favorite Kill the world metal band "Primer 55" you can check there page out [HERE]. Their music is excellent and for those of you that think that metal is nothing but screaming and wanting to kill your class mates, well... I guess it is some time, but Primer 55 has some amazing lyrics and I encourage any one and everyone to check 'em out! Thank God for music... Thank God for Primer 55...

As the night pulls the curtains over my eyes... I leave with this... Life is what you want to make of it. You will effect others, you'll pull them in, you will make friends and enemies. Life has a lot of weird and unpredictable elements that keep a razor sharp eye out for what may come. As I sit here, I think about all the things that have gone on in my life thus far... My parents divorce, death's in my family, relationships, love, lust, hatred and everything in between. I have to admit that there might be times when I think that my life sucks, as I am sure that many do about their own... But I know that with every next day something new just may present its self and that there is always a flip side to that coin, which may seem to do you wrong... I hope that with all my friends that are dealing with there own demons, get through, for I know you will and I'll always be there for you... life is... too short... [072103] max@maxfior.com

"...and so it seems, only in dreams..."

[072003]Wow, it has definitely been a while since I've updated... ok, lets take a look at the last few days... Work has been nothing too special, show up, sell garbage, push extra warranty's, go to McSlingers... Last Wednesday I was able to leave early since it was DEAD in the store and we had consumed to many hours from inventory last weekend. This was fine since I was going to drive to Cleveland and visit my father and uncles. I also was on a mission to change Cari's car oil and clean the inside, since it needed some attention. To add to the mayhem I also had to get some stuff that my grandmother left me at my step fathers mothers house. (you got all that???) I also wanted to visit my best friend Brad and see what he was up too, how his new job was, blah blah.

The Drive: I made fairly good time on the turnpike, traffic was flowing really well... until... I480. I swear to Jesus, people need to learn how to DRIVE!!! I think that is one main reason that I do not like to go home to Cleveland, I hate driving along side people that seem to have an everlasting death wish. Driving on 480 is like NASCAR. I had to be extra defensive and still not get too angry. But who am I kidding, I am sure that a few of you guys know what I am talking about. Any big city has nasty traffic. Don't even get me started about my trip to L.A. The funny thing was... it was a Wednesday and, BEFORE rush hour... whatever.

Touch down: Got to my dad's house. Looked the same, although there was an extra large pile of split wood in the back yard. Did I forget to mention that my dad is a city dwelling hillbilly. I'll have to post a separate write about my father, it would be a long one... any hoe, when I pulled in, I noticed that my Dad and Joe, (his brother from Germany) were getting ready to visit their mother at her new home. (aka, nut house, aka, assisted living.) They were going to take a "family photo" and then come home. The weird thing was that my other uncle, Bruce, was too much of a pussy to show after the festivities. I guess he is scared of my step mother or something... she is semi-harmless though, not to worry. Since they were leaving I though it would be a good idea to change the oil. I also gave Brad a quick call and asked him if he wanted to hang... He said that he would be over, cool...

Lube Stop: Yeah... so, I figured, this should be an easy job. I'll just take off my LBZ shirt since it was all pearly white, I don't want to get that dirty now, do I? Got out the jack, and lifted her car up. Drained the old, wow, none of it slopped anywhere, I didn't get any on me, cool! Put the drain plug back in, snugged it up good. Took off the old oil filter, few drips on my arm, no big deal. Grabbed the new one, lubed the o-ring, and spun it on. While spinning slowly I felt the oil filter get tight, FAST... which I though to my self, was a little odd... but, maybe it was okay. Let the car down off the jack slowly. Poured in the correct amount of oil, 5w30. Checked the dip stick, looked good... Then, as I thought... that was a easy oil change, if only they were all that way. Reached in through the window to start it, that way I could make sure everything was okay... started it, fired right up, my Primmer 55 CD was playing, car was idling nice... then... I saw something VERY BAD... VERY... BAD!!! Pressure built, and the o-ring on the oil filter that I thought was tight, was not. OIL WENT SPRAYING EVERY WHERE. Ok, now imagine if you would... you take a stick of TNT and toss it in a swimming pool. It goes off and water goes everywhere. That was pretty much the same thing that happened to me. I quickly turned the engine off, as I did not want to ruin the motor or spread oil even more. I looked at the ground and at least 3 quarts of oil were pooling... FUCK! I grabbed what I could to mop it up, but it was no good, there was just to much. Thinking, ok, now things are getting real messy, I ran down stairs to grab a pair of my dads work pants. There was no way that I was going to wreck a perfectly good pair of Silver Tabs over an min-Exxon spill. Came back out side and continued to mop oil up, it was nasty... what a waste of new oil... oh well... It then dawned on me, hey DUMB ASS, the old man's drive way is a pristine white colored concrete. Oh damn, I better get something to wash it with. I noticed a pal that still had soapy water in it from washing a car or something by the garden hose. Grabbed it, and started scrubbing. I got most of the stain out, but it was already too late. I managed to find some floor dry. It is this stuff that looks like cat litter. Tossed a few handfuls on the ground and it started soaking up the remaining oil, GOOD DEAL. Since I knew that the o-ring was the culprit I jacked the car back up and took a look. Sure as shit is brown, the o-ring popped off the filter lip. I put it back on and noticed that it spun on much better. Filled it with more fresh oil. Started it. GOOD to go! Brad happened to show up as I was finished the job... We had a good laugh and that was when the old man rolled in. Told him about it, and he didn't seem to mind at all. Which was odd, if I was 10 years old and this happened, he would have been chasing me around the yard with a rake. I guess he has mellowed out with his age...

Talk: So Roger (me pop's) and Joe got back (like I said, Bruce was a no show) and we sat down and talked about all kinds of crap. Since Brad was over Joe asked him all kinds of wild questions and we all had a good time. Joe told me about his business back home in Germany and we started talking about his web site, which you can check out [HERE]. what a fun filled day!

Since this post is long and it is almost time to go out to dinner with Cari and her parents I will end it here for now. I will finish up sometime tonight or tomorrow, so, until then, post a message or something! [072003] max@maxfior.com

"it all goes away in one determined flash..."

[071303]Hot damn, where to begin...(this is a long post, but it is GOOD!) Friday, Worked... it sucked, although I did have very good sales. For lunch I went to McSlingers (aka McNasties, aka McDonalds.) Had the usual double quarter with cheese. It was pretty greasy... at least it didn't make me shit 3 times like the Big and Tasty. They should rename that and call it the "Big and Shit your Brains Out." Went back to work and finished off the day stocking and locking down network items that were over $50.00 with a device called "spider wrap." All it is, wire that locks in the center on the out side of the box to deter theft, since, like most stores, have no unified alarm system. Checked my voice mail, and low and behold my special surprise had arrived says my GF. My new Personal Digital Assistant (PDA) that will make my life easier and allow me to do all kinds of cool shit. Sweet...

The PDA: I bought the Toshiba E755. It came with Windows Mobile 2003 O.S. 400MHz X-Scale Intel CPU, 96MB Ram, WiFi 802.11B, secure digital slot, compact flash II slot, 3.8 inch screen and a $50.00 mail in rebate. I really does not get any better then that. I must say, it is awesome, easily the best PDA on the market in my own opinion. I can not wait to load it up with cool software and a 512MB CF card and just listen to Ogg Vorbis or MP3 files while walking to school or just hanging out. It also comes in very handy while you are taking a deuce or waiting on potential customers at work. The WiFi is simply awesome, it is so strong that I can get a signal with it completely out side my apartment or on the bottom floor where the ghetto washers are. Being able to sync and check my email with the wireless is also pretty cool, so I can do that when at school or home too. The battery life is also excellent too. Even while using the wireless I have yet to recharge it and I know that I have used it for at least 3 or so hours. Here are some pictures that I stole off a web site, [HERE] & [HERE]. I will be adding my own soon... I also think that I will have a small section dedicated to Windows Mobile 2003 and other cool apps for pocket PC's.

My Honda: So I get to work Saturday at 1pm and my car is acting slightly weird. It made me angry but there was nothing that I could so about it since I had to clock in... So... After work, (9pm) I noticed some drip spots under my car. But, I really could not see to well because it was dusk out. While driving up Lehman Ave., I watched my temperature gauge steadily climb to HOT. Go in the parking lot, backed her in, killed it. Just in time to watch steam come from the hood. Thinking to myself, dammit WTF. Popped the hood and took a look... Yeah, my radiator was more then dead, it was if some one took a shot gun to it, 12 gauge style. I slammed the hood, there was nothing that I could do... went inside made a few phone calls and then went to a party with Cari.

Sunday: Got up extra early today, took Cari to work and then drove to some car parts places (with her Civic) to get an idea how much I was going to get fucked trying to find/ buy a radiator. Keep in mind, that it is a Honda. Even non-Honda parts are expensive because that have to meet Honda quality standards. So, how much does everyone want for a radiator that is the same size as the one in my CBR 600F3....? $240.00!!!! After almost hitting the dude (Mike) at the counter, I had to ask him if he was joking with me, but alas he was not. I told him that there was no way in shit that I was going to spend $240.00 on it. I made more phone calls and my old man (Roger) found a place in Cleveland that had one for $150.00. Walked back into Advanced Auto Parts and told Mike that he was going to sell me his radiator for a buck fifty. After calling and matching the price, I got the radiator, coolant and some other crap for $170.00. Not too bad.

Monster Garage: The radiator came out with no major trouble, the hoses were in good shape, but the lower mounting nuts snapped off and 2 other fasteners were kind of rusty so I got new ones at Ace Hardware. For you environmental people, skip this part... when I took it out, anti-freeze went everywhere and some transmission fluid went on the ground. Mind you that I was working in the parking lot of Village Green... hehehe, good thing that land lord lady was not around... Night check lady did stop by to see what was going on, but because I did not have any meat on the grill she left for work. It took about 45 minutes to get the radiator installed and plumed right. There was one spring clip that was a bitch to get on, so I decided just to use a hose clamp. Filled it up with fresh anti-freeze and checked the transmission and I was good to go. Glad that it is done right. There is no way that I would allow any dealer to work on my car, since they are all idiots... I have heard horror about stories from most places in town here. Plus, it is a nice peace of mind to know that you have done the work your self and saved... oh, about $125 - $200 in labor... nice...

Spent the rest of the day relaxing mostly, Dano and I went on back roads to practice wheelies on our cycles... I rode a real nice on into second gear (about 65MPH) but because my 600 lacks torque and gearing, I had to bring the front wheel back down. It was fun, semi-dangerous though. After a ghetto starboyz session... We headed to TSC (Tractor Supply Co.) to see what ole crazy was up to (aka Cari). Then back to the ranch (el apartmento) to bathe, I mean swim in the cess pool. What a long day... I am glad that you have made it this far... I think that calls for another quote, see you all later! "When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your head up against the bathroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." [071303] max@maxfior.com

"Longing for that one caress, I see you sink under Duress..."

[071003]I don't know why, but for some reason I feel half ass compelled to write about something. Although I will keep this short since I have to get up for work in 7 hours and I know that I will be dragging ass... damn, maybe this is an under statement. 7am is too early for me... hehehe...

Work was work for the most part. I sold the most product replacement plans today... Which I was happy about and I also bought a USB "fly light" that was on clearance. It is nice to know when all the good shit goes on sale at staples and the deals really are good, but they usually do not last that long. Act fast! We had a batch of weirdo's come in at around noon and they didn't stop visiting the store until about 2pm. Thank goodness I am not a townie. I don't know it I could take growing up here...

After work I though it would be nice to get fat at Steak N Shake. So I asked Cari if she wanted to go, my treat, well... kind of... I wanted her to drive since the speedometer on my Civic is acting up. By acting up I mean... I'll be roosting along and it will just drop right to 0 M.P.H. and then some times it will shoot up to the right speed. It is very weird and it pissed me off because there are times that I wish I knew how fast I was going... say... when I pass a cop. Oh I can see it now... Oh, sorry officer, my Speedo just died. And then he would be like, don't gimme that shit you little bastard, and would try to knock my skull in... hmm... I'll have to get that fixed... so, I thought it would be wise if I called my Honda connection back in Cleveland. My mechanic Gary said that he could get the part, but since it is a Honda part it would cost like $150.00 bones. I'll have to give him a bunch of shit computer parts as a trade or something, maybe he would give me a break, he is good like that. You know how it goes, you scratch my back, I give you jake computer parts. I mean, I scratch yours... hehehe.

There are some cool things on my FTP server, for those of you checking it out. I am debating adding my 60GB drive and sharing all my music... aka over 100 full albums, but I don't know if I want that much LEECH action going on... we shall see... Tomorrow my special surprise should be here, I hope that it goes okay... I hate to keep you all in suspense, but you'll see what it is soon enough.

You might have already noticed that to the right of this page you'll see a link section forming. I know, I know, I need to add other blogs of interests. I am getting there... any hoe, check the links out if you have time, I will try and update them when I can. I am also working on a crazy cat picture page. Since my animals are off the hook nutty. But that is a whole other story. Okay... I need to get some rest, hope that you all like what you read, I am sure that I will have more updates through out the weekend. BTW, I am glad that B-Dawg got to VA safe and sound. I am sure that he will be updating his blog some time soon too. Till then, laterZzZZzzzzzzzz.... [071003] max@maxfior.com

"Sometimes at night when it's dark outside, It would be easier and sweet, To hack a road through the jungle Than clear a path down the street..."

[070903]The day off... tossed and turned because I could not sleep... got up early and just sat for a while to collect myself. Do you ever just sit, stare and wonder what is going on... My mornings can be like that some time, it is just real weird and not to mention the odd ass dream that I had. Strange. Today was rather uneventful. Picked up my final paycheck from RCC. 12 hours, fucking worthless, $86.00. What the hell was I even thinking to work there this summer. I am glad that I have a new job. New people, new experience, more money. Not that cash makes the world go around, but it sure does help out a broke ass college student like my self. Had to mail a package for Dan and get a new battery for my motor cycle. Ain't life grand?

Speaking of my CBR... I got her all back together with the help of Cari. She spent some time with me and it was nice... Although, she was also spending time with Dan's nutty dog Jock... After I got the bike together I, like all mechanics had to take it out for a spin. I decided to open it up going down Cambell Hill Rd. Going toward Gypsy lane I pegged it in second and took it right to the red line, shifted and took third to red line. I can not explain the feeling that I get. There is just something about the sense of speed... I was not going that fast, maybe a hundred, but it is the rapid feeling of acceleration. It just seems to make all my worries and troubles go away, all I could feel was the hit of the motor and the air blasting past me. I hope that everyone has something that makes them feel like I do when I ride my motor cycle. It is a damn good feeling.

Tomorrow is a day of blissful work. I think that is why I want to get some early shut eye. A nice cold shower sounds good right now... guess I'll have to tape MacGyver... [070903] max@maxfior.com

"Without the safety net you're freed to find serene pleasure in speed..."

[070803]What a surreal day... Destructive ass pipe storm, worked for 6 hours and sold the most replacement and extra warranty plans, fixed my CBR and I did not even need the $30.00 part that I ordered... what a damn waste. Oh well. At least it works. The last few days have been interesting, nothing out of the ordinary, time just keeps on moving... nothing can stop that... It is weird to come home after work and have sore feet I guess I keep forgetting how hard it is to be on your feet all day long. Speaking of work, during the level 16 ass storm that we had, Melissa said " hey Max isn't that your car with the window down a little bit." I was working with a customer, but I thought I better check it out even though I know how old "Mel" likes to play tricks on the other co workers. Yes, my windows was down, and there was a god damn wave of ass rain pouring right inside... After trying to make Melissa go put my window up I knew that I was going have to brave the instant soak. I just walked right out there. I knew that I was fuct and it would not matter to run, I was still going to get soaked, so, screw it. Making it to my car I was lucky that my window was only 3 or so inches down... and... I needed to clean off the dash any way, ha, good thing for the rain. I dashed back inside and there was the older lady that was looking out side at her car, as she did not want to get wet either... so I offered to get her g-ride for her. She was very pleased and so was my boss... hehehe, so I earned some bonus points for that one...

After work I came home to an apartment that was thrashed by my nutty animals, my wireless router was all messed up and on top of that I had no cable... dammit, I can't watch TV or check my email, oh well. It is pretty said how we are so dependant on technology... I did have electricity though, so, I could cook some tasty din snacks. And I would not have to worry about my bologna spoiling. (note: not like the bologna in my pants, that will never spoil, not at least until I am 80 years old.)

After tasty meal I went to Dan's. Worked on the CBR. Got fucking gas all over me, man, there is nothing worse then getting gas on you!!! Well, the only other thing that I hate (smell wise) would have to defiantly be burning clutch plates, that shit is nasty. It is a smell that you never forget... It was only after a few free revs that Jimbo came out and asked me if I had electricity back at the ranch. I told him that I did and he then proceeded to bring out 2 huge bags of food from his freezer. So, now I have a completely packed fridge... it was the least that I could do, since they let me keep my bike over there and let me use their truck when I need to move stuff around... little does Jimbo know that I already ate his chicken nuggets, hehe, everything comes with a price.

Tonight was another quality episode of Mac Gyver. The one with the back stabbing Russian bitch. But, she is still in love with Mac Gyver... Go figure, all the crack whores love him. Including my cat bobbins. I can not wait to get them all on DVD. In due time Max, in due time... It will be so awesome. I need to start taping them so that I can invite some homies over and we can all play the special drinking game. A side from that, I picked up the new Bjork DVD. VERY good, the videos are unbelievable, you would have to see it for your self. Plus you get to see Bjork naked, which is pretty cool if you are into that sort of thing. hehe... I am contemplating seeing T3 again, it was such a sweet ass movie. I also would like to know when the DVD dream catcher comes out, for those of you who have yet to see that one, you are in for a treat, not the best movie in the world but pretty cool, none the less, I would say that it is up there with Donnie Darko, to a degree. Any movie that has a alien monster that comes out of a guys ass is pretty cool in my book, yeah, you'll dig Dream Catcher.

I have the day off tomorrow, so I think that I will put the rest of my bike back together and if it is clear outside I might take her for a little rip. I also need to get a few things at Wal-Mart and I promised Dano that I would send his power commander back to DynoJet for him... then I can spend the rest of the day just chilling... should be nice. I hope that my new toy comes in the mail on Friday... heh, no hints I will tell you all later. Well, I am pretty tired and it is 1:25 am. I need to get to bed more early, I do not know why I stay up so late. it is not like I really have that much to so, except watch Mac Gyver re-runs, and since that is from 12am till 1, I guess I am up this late any way, oh well...

On a REAL, REAL side note, I forgot to mention that I talked to my EX Heather the other day in AIM. We had a pretty good conversation and it was nice to just get up to speed on what was going on in each other lives. I am glad that we are still on a "friendly basis." It is hard though sometimes, since I don't want to get Cari angry... I know that she kind of understands, but it is still hard. I am also sure that Heather's BF isn't too keen on the idea that we chat every now and then... oh well... things change huh... and on that I will leave you with this quote. "Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it." - Big Trouble in Little China. [070803] max@maxfior.com

“A million stars out tonight could spark neon from candlelight…”

[070603]Finishing up the weekend... I spent most of Saturday relaxing, it was nice to be lazy and it was way to hot out to do anything but chill. Cari came home from work at about 3pm and after we ate some tasty snacks we went horse shopping. Yes, she wants to buy a horse, she is still contemplating it, but I know how nice it is to have something to enjoy. A hobby is always a good thing to have, it is nice to get away from the rigors of everyday life and do something for your self. Good lucky honey! Since it was quite demanding from the horse shopping experience we both thought it necessary to stop at El Camino Real for a refreshing skillet of gut rot fajitas. I must admit they have DAMN good ones and it was fun to chat with our waiter in ole Espanol.

Sunday... eh, had to work at Staples from noon to close. It went okay for the most part thought. I managed to sell some replacement plans, which in turn ='s more money for the "hardware department" so that is good. This dude that works with me (Scott, aka Scooter) is pretty cool, definitely one of the guys that you want to work with when it is slow and shitty since he is fucking hilarious. Example: this skank comes in today, wearing tight bell bottom army parts and a top that was tied in a knot making her rack look rather lush and large, pippi long stocking braids the whole nine.... Scott is like, "look at that chick, flirting with everyone, wanting to be checked out... just bang 'em and kick 'em to the curb. Those types of chicks will just end up cheating on ya..." Heh, I find him quite amusing. Just when I thought that the work day was over the "Bowling Green drug dealer" tried to come into the store. While we were closing the gates this guy though it would be cool the hit on the female staff and ask for an application. It is going to be hard to describe this guy, but I will try... Imagine if you will, a long curly haired 80's rocker with moon boots, rainbow sun glasses that you buy at the Clark gas station, clothes that not even the Salvation Army would want to sell and a stench that would gag a maggot. Yeah... so this is the kind of trash that wonders around BG when it is 90 degrees out. Very interesting. Maybe it was going to be a full moon that night, or maybe people just smoke way too much crack at the abandon food town, I have no idea but it just makes me wonder...

When I got home there was some pizza waiting to be eaten... It was nice that Cari made it for me (or for her self), although the pizza was only semi-edible. (blame it on Meijer for their 2 for 1 sale, aka better sell the shit before it spoils) It was nice to have some grub and sit down with my girl and tell her about all the nutty happenings. I'll tell you what, my dogs were barking. I forgot how much it sucks to stand on your feet for like 8 hours. Sitting on the "ghetto chair" drinking my milk shake was a nice way to finish things off and on top of that, the Dead Zone is back tonight, excellent...

Brian, aka Mr. Saws is not back from the Waggoner 2k3 family fest yet. I hope that the rain didn't slow him down too much... On a side note I know that he will be glad that his girl friend is back in town!

If you have time or are bored, you might want to take a look at the MacGyver drinking game [HERE]. TV Land is playing all the seasons form the beginning at 12am, Monday - Thursday. Yeah, it is late... but oh is it worth it... I think this is enough action for tonight... More tomorrow, maybe... [070603] max@maxfior.com

“Apathy balanced with disdain…”

[070403]Why do I feel compelled to write about my every day life on the web…? I really have no idea but in the past, we’re talking high school here, I did have a rather large word document that accounted much of my senior year in high school… and them where some emotional draining, just plain old weird times…

Well I do not know if I will write every day, I would like to… that would be interesting and fun, and I have always thought that the best thing to do with things on my mind was to write about them. Maybe if this becomes well received and if I find it beneficial as well. I know that back in high school I would do that a lot as I really had nothing/ no one else to confide in, I mean honestly, who can understand how one is feeling other then the thought and perseverance in side the soul and mind. Yeah… <pause> So I do not want to try and sound all philosophical about anything because that just is not my thing, so I’ll just write about what I feel and my daily routine.

It is Friday evening, make that Friday late evening, and I am at home thinking about all kinds of bull shit that I really do not want to divulge as of right now… maybe later after I have time to sit, rot and ponder about just that, bull shit! I have always thought that some things are better to put past… get through them and forget about them, but 9 times out of 10 similar instances seem to spring up down the road, thus bringing more non conformist sabotage within life… oh well, fuck it… lets get on to the meat of this…

Terminator 3: I saw this movie on my day off with Cari, (earlier this week) which I had to coerce her greatly as she seems to think that all the Terminator movies were nothing but garbage. Yes, I made her watch all the other ones too, she is very accepting I have to say… Anyway… excellent movie, I really enjoyed this one and although there are some things that bothered me with this third installment I was, in all honesty, pretty amused and it is some damn sweet to watch Arnie be a badass. I recommend that every one should see this movie. If only for the slight glimpse of the bitch terminator's ass, heh, nice... Now, be fore warned that most chicks or girl friends will not want to see this, which may result in anger, no action, dismissal, evil dirty looks or a combination of the above.

I also would like to lightly touch on my new JOB. Yes, I work at Staples… I have done the retail job thing before and from my past experience have found that it could be quite rewarding… Today was pretty cool as my M.I.L.F for a manager, Wendy, made a nice 4^th of July party for us. This was before the level 16 ass storm that we had how ever. It was just cool as hell since not to many other of my fellow employers gave a hooting hell about anyone or anything. Hence, my last supervisor, who is basically a ball-less cock goblin... No, even though he is a goblin, (ball-less cock goblin to be exact yet again) you will not find him in the next occurrence of the Lord of the Rings. I must say that I work with a diverse crowd and I think that the following weeks and months will be, dare I say, fun…?

As this is my first entry into maxfior.com bloggin action, I will end with this… For the few that made it this far, thanks for reading and I think that you will enjoy a piece of my daily life. [070403] max@maxfior.com